Carrot Chaser Gifts

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Dangling Carrots

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Chasing Covid Variants

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

The vegan hunter

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I'm sorry,we're out of carrots. They went fast.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Carrot Throwing Act

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.