Carrot Chaser Pillows

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Dangling Carrots

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Chasing Covid Variants

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

The vegan hunter

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I'm sorry,we're out of carrots. They went fast.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Carrot Throwing Act

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.