Carrot Conqueror Pillows

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Dangling Carrots

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"