Carrot Crusader Pillows

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

I have my suspicions about him.

The vegan hunter

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

A dog at the bakery.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Sea Change.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Food Pyramid

Dogs and Cake

Dangling Carrots

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Citizen Cane...

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Net Zero Superstitions

Hourglass earth - time running out