Carrot Cruncher Pillows

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"Some manage with a carrot, and others, with a stick. I find success with both."

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Dangling Carrots

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Here are all of my dependents."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"