Carrot Juggler Pillows

Carrot Throwing Act

Snowman

Football

To do before Saturday...

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

A woman watches football on her computer.

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Have Horns Venn

Dangling Carrots

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

The vegan hunter

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'