Carrot Juggler T-Shirts

Carrot Throwing Act

Snowman

To do before Saturday...

Football

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Vegetarian Birthdays.

A woman watches football on her computer.

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Have Horns Venn

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

Dangling Carrots

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

The vegan hunter

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'