Zucchini Juggler T-Shirts

The great zucchinis

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Football

'The girls must be feeling better...'

A woman watches football on her computer.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Balanced Diet"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

The Emeril Isle

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

In, Out and Out of Sight.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Carrot Throwing Act

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Octopus

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'What? Paint roses - with my back?'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'Gee - More Zucchini?'

"The governor's granted your stay, but the zucchini fries tonight."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

"I can't wait to try the new spell chekker."

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

The Flea Circus.

Chiropractor

Wordplay: Intoxicated.