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Working from Home.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

The coffee's not working.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

The Communicator

Newton's cradle

Overworked

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'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"I have to get this project finished."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

The great zucchinis

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Woman holding two phones together.

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Multitasking.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

The Secret Formula in Coffee

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

"Gotta go."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

The Flea Circus.

'I'll be with you in a minute Carl. Riley's just showing me how to resize some images to Jpeg.'

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."