Goggle Juggler T-Shirts

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Bed Spread"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The coffee's not working.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Circus

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

I Heart Juggling

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Education Guidance

Newton's cradle

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

The Emeril Isle

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'