Goggle Juggler T-Shirts

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Children's Parties

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Bed Spread"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

The coffee's not working.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Education Guidance

'George, stop playing with the children.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

I Heart Juggling

Newton's cradle

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

W.C. Fields

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

The Emeril Isle

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."