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"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Football

Moving in

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Brickie's Mate

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Balanced Diet"

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

A deterrent – but not much of one.