Scale Juggler Gifts

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Football

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Moving in

A woman watches football on her computer.

Brickie's Mate

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Balanced Diet"

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'