Zoom Juggler Mugs

Working from Home.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

The coffee's not working.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Overworked

The Communicator

Newton's cradle

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I have to get this project finished."

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

The great zucchinis

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

Woman holding two phones together.

"Gotta go."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

The Secret Formula in Coffee

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Multitasking.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

The Flea Circus.

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."

'I'll be with you in a minute Carl. Riley's just showing me how to resize some images to Jpeg.'