Bug Juggler T-Shirts

The Flea Circus.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

Work/Life Balance

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Travelling

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

The coffee's not working.

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

The Communicator

Overworked

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

In and Out Trays

Accounting: In/Ouch

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Doo inc..can and no can.

Children.

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Office Woman

Getting things done.

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).