Zucchini Juggler Gifts

The great zucchinis

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Football

'The girls must be feeling better...'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Balanced Diet"

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

The Emeril Isle

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

In, Out and Out of Sight.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

Carrot Throwing Act

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'What? Paint roses - with my back?'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Octopus

The Flea Circus.

"The governor's granted your stay, but the zucchini fries tonight."

'Gee - More Zucchini?'

"I can't wait to try the new spell chekker."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

Wordplay: Intoxicated.