Juice Juggler Gifts

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Children's Parties

Balancing two espresso martinis

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Stop and Birch

The Working Mum

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Working from Home: In/Still In

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

Tom Mullica.

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

Funky Chef 1

Swiss army justice.

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

Extreme Coworking Space

'I know your client wants a jury trial, but we can't come up with a jury. People are too busy.'

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'