Coffee Juggler Gifts

Extreme Coworking Space

Working from Home: In/Still In

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Working Late

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Brickie's Mate

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

Overworked

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

The Communicator

"She's late for her stress management course."

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Tom Mullica.

Future Micro MGR.

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.