Coffee Chugger Gifts

"I'm going to grab a brew, Joey. Give me a squawk if my ship comes in."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Working Late

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

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Working from Home: In/Still In

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Getting things done.

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!...

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

Voting on their Seats

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!"