Coffee Clutch Comrade Gifts

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

You've Had Enough!

Working Late

The prying mantis,

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Working from Home: In/Still In

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'How long has what been going on?'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"Stu's not a morning person."

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Coffee Coven

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

Extreme Coworking Space

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

"I'm somewhere between O. and K."

"I'm going to grab a brew, Joey. Give me a squawk if my ship comes in."

'There is no point in having a spoon rest on the counter for the coffee stirrer, if you're not going to use it!'