Coffee Clutch Gifts

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

You've Had Enough!

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Working Late

Reading the sports pages.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Working from Home: In/Still In

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'How long has what been going on?'

"Stu's not a morning person."

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Coffee Coven

"I'm telling you. . . something's not right with this coffee."

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

Extreme Coworking Space

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

"I'm going to grab a brew, Joey. Give me a squawk if my ship comes in."

"I'm somewhere between O. and K."