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'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

You've Had Enough!

Working Late

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Working from Home: In/Still In

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'How long has what been going on?'

"Stu's not a morning person."

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

"I'm telling you. . . something's not right with this coffee."

Latte, numbskull. We offer zero percent financing. No money down and no interest for two weeks. You then make eight monthly payment at 25% interest. How greedy. Well, coincidentally, I'm offering 0% coffee in my mouth ... Uh-oh. 100% dumped on your head. Must finance new shirt.

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

Coffee Coven

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

Extreme Coworking Space

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

"I'm going to grab a brew, Joey. Give me a squawk if my ship comes in."