Coffee Collector T-Shirts

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"Doctor, my husband and I are suffering from insomnia!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Thank you bubbles

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

The Anti-Materialist

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Wine of the Day Club

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'