Coffee Collector Pillows

"Doctor, my husband and I are suffering from insomnia!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Second hand furniture.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Thank you bubbles

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Wine of the Day Club

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

"You're late."

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

'Red for me, please.'