Coffin Collector Pillows

'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'

Coffins - Fins on a Coffin.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Beating Dad at Chess.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Corn Lizard

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'He's hearing impaired.'

'What have you got?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

Condiments, Inc. I was fired. They gave me a chance to "catch up," but I just couldn't "cut the mustard"!

Snow cones.

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft