Coffin Collector Pillows

'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'

Coffins - Fins on a Coffin.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Corn Lizard

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Beating Dad at Chess.

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'What have you got?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''