Coffee Pod Collector Pillows

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

A complimentary biscuit

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Bananas eye the blender

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'I should never have run off with him.'

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

Coffins - Fins on a Coffin.

British Summertime

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

Beer Fancier