Coffee Pod Collector Prints

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

A complimentary biscuit

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

"Good Boy." (Dog sits in chair, reading newspaper. Next to him, on a table, is a trophy inscribed with "Good Boy.")

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

Bananas eye the blender

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

British Summertime

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'I should never have run off with him.'

Coffins - Fins on a Coffin.

Whirled cup.

Too-Much-Coffee Table.

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."