Coffee Cup Collector Prints

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

I concur with your coffee cup, your honor. That's probably because you're on the same intellectual plane. #1.

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

Men Fishing Into Coffee Mugs.

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Shall I be mother?

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

A complimentary biscuit

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Salvage Hunters

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

"Good Boy." (Dog sits in chair, reading newspaper. Next to him, on a table, is a trophy inscribed with "Good Boy.")

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

Bananas eye the blender

"Sippy cup holders!"

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Too-Much-Coffee Table.

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

Whirled cup.

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'I should never have run off with him.'

Coffins - Fins on a Coffin.

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

F&E Kitchen Supplies. Our inventory of cookwear is low just when people want to buy it for Thanksgiving! Uh-oh, caught with our pans down!