Coffee Cup Collector Mugs

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Men Fishing Into Coffee Mugs.

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Shall I be mother?

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

A complimentary biscuit

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Sippy cup holders!"

Bananas eye the blender

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Coffins - Fins on a Coffin.

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

'I should never have run off with him.'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

'We now serve 'Fortune 500' fortune cookies!'

Bully in the China Shop

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" is not a nice thing to say.

"I've started talking to myself, I said to myself."

Wow. He really did know the meaning of life. Too bad it wouldn't fit on a coffee mug.

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