Cup Collector Mugs

Football Crazy strip four

'Porcelain! I must have porcelain!'

"I've started talking to myself, I said to myself."

"I don't mind ole neighbor lady borrowing a cup of sugar - just wish she would return the cups!"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Too much club."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Wine of the Day Club

"Another round?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Wine

'Red for me, please.'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

A complimentary biscuit

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

A Good Year.

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Billy strip: bed pan.

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

Bananas eye the blender

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"