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Football Crazy strip four

'Porcelain! I must have porcelain!'

"I've started talking to myself, I said to myself."

"I don't mind ole neighbor lady borrowing a cup of sugar - just wish she would return the cups!"

Whirled cup.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Wine of the Day Club

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Too much club."

"Another round?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Red for me, please.'

Wine

A complimentary biscuit

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

A Good Year.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Billy strip: bed pan.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."