Sippy Cup Collector T-Shirts

"Sippy cup holders!"

Old Spice

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

Daylight saving

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

British Summertime

Miscommunication

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

"I was only flirting to get..."

'Let's keep it clean'

"I've started talking to myself, I said to myself."