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'If I were your attorney, I'd advise you to throw yourself on the mercy of the court, but as the judge I can assure you that it'll do no good.'

A Hole in the Dike

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Cactus Huggers

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

"Sippy cup holders!"

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"Who'd believe our luck?"

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."