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The booze-a-thon.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Running Latte

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

Edinson Cavani

Fallen Angel.

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'Boozer's Week.'

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

Billy strip: bed pan.

Bach Doubles

Gin-etic Engineering

Scariest Tactics