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'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"I forget to drink."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Running Latte

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'