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'Just how much sherry did you have to drink last night?'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I'll have the usual."

"Quick swig first?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Lemonade without borders.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

A very fine vintage

Liquidity Lunch

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."