Sherry Sipper Gifts

'Just how much sherry did you have to drink last night?'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'll have the usual."

"Quick swig first?"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

A very fine vintage

Lemonade without borders.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'