Syrup Sippers Gifts

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"I forget to drink."

The last song before the party exploded.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

'Boozer's Week.'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

I always wanted a pony. I guess this is as close as I'll ever get. "Waiter, there's a pony in my soup"? It would never work.

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"