Syrup Sippers Gifts

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"I forget to drink."

The last song before the party exploded.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'Boozer's Week.'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"