Sap Sipper Gifts

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Running Latte

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Liquidity Lunch

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

"Sipsies?"

'Boozer's Week.'

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"