Spirits Sipper Gifts

'Boozer's Week.'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"I forget to drink."

Old man with straw in gin.

"To the gentleman in the back, at four pounds, last bottle of gin in all Khartoum!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Liquidity Lunch

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Fallen Angel.

"Sipsies?"

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Scariest Tactics