Spirits Admirer Gifts

"This place has the best happy hour."

Grades of booze

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I forget to drink."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Dairy Devil

'What happened to your hand.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Fairy tale

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

I'm tired of working, Randy. One of my ancestors put it best. It was the early days of the Roman republic. Randius Taylorus Maximus was a soldier in the Roman phalanx. That bored him to death. All the clumsy formations, all the cumbersome gear, all the losing ... so he deserted and joined up with the Spartans. That's where he stopped "working" for a living, and got to do what he loved. He got to oil up and go into battle half-naked, with nothing but his shield, his sword and his loincloth. Years

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

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Your angel is always with you

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

'Boozer's Week.'