Spartan Admirer Gifts

I'm tired of working, Randy. One of my ancestors put it best. It was the early days of the Roman republic. Randius Taylorus Maximus was a soldier in the Roman phalanx. That bored him to death. All the clumsy formations, all the cumbersome gear, all the losing ... so he deserted and joined up with the Spartans. That's where he stopped "working" for a living, and got to do what he loved. He got to oil up and go into battle half-naked, with nothing but his shield, his sword and his loincloth. Years

"This place has the best happy hour."

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

"You dressed!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Spider boy

Hans Holbein

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Shakespeare

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'What?'

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!