Spartan Admirer Mugs

"This place has the best happy hour."

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

The Death Of Venus

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Sistine Selfie

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"You dressed!"

Spider boy

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Hans Holbein

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Shakespeare

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."