Martian Admirer Mugs

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

Alien Snowmen

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

"Yes, it's that way."

Invasion of the Potty Snatchers

"Gosh, it's hot in here..."

"Now remember, you guys, this news must not get out - we don't want to start a global panic."

"The new kid seems to be more homesick than the usual campers."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'Xthrg got one when he turned ninty five!'

Friendly Alien.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Three

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Alien Assumption

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Cat Nip.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Pray for me.'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'