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"This place has the best happy hour."

Grades of booze

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'What happened to your hand.'

Dairy Devil

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

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'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Fairy tale

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

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'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

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'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Your angel is always with you

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

'Boozer's Week.'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

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