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"Be honest - do these glasses make me look scarier?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

The tooth fairy.

"An everything Martini, please."

Birds Following Witch.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

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'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Sleeping Beauty

"Devi's brew?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

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'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Define fair."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Ta Da!...

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

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'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"So, how's your other half?"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

David Blaine, Age 60

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

The Angel's Share

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."