Spirits Lover Gifts

Scotch and soda on a drip.

"Of course you could use a damn drink. We all could use a damn drink!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I like the Jets...I guess

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I forget to drink."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

'What happened to your hand.'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Best to keep downwind.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Jenga!!!

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

Rugby Mad.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'