Sacred Sipper Gifts

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"I forget to drink."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

A very fine vintage

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Fallen Angel.

'Boozer's Week.'

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."