Sacred Sipper Prints

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I forget to drink."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

A very fine vintage

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Fallen Angel.

'Boozer's Week.'

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'