Holy Sipper Gifts

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I forget to drink."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

A very fine vintage

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Liquidity Lunch

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Sipsies?"

Fallen Angel.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Boozer's Week.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Scariest Tactics

Men's Parallel Bars

Paradise: Collection of wine

Bach Doubles

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."