Holy Sipper Pillows

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I forget to drink."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

A very fine vintage

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Fallen Angel.

"Sipsies?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Boozer's Week.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

Bach Doubles

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

Paradise: Collection of wine

Men's Parallel Bars

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

Scariest Tactics

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'